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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson

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Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.

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Dave Doolittle’s Resumes That Work So You Don’t Have To by Joseph Ferguson

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The book is on sale for $0.99 – the original price is $2.99
The promotion is running from Nov. 21 – Dec. 31

Need help with cover letters, resumes, interviews, and other job-related queries? Enter booze-fueled Dave Doolittle – expert at looking good while doing little. He’ll show you all the hilarious tips and tricks to antagonize employers.

With a strong disdain for pseudo-politicians like George Bush and Donald Trump, expect this fiery parody to mock all that is unjust. But most of all, expect sound advice for staying away from that unwanted Holy Grail – work.

Need proof? Just read former iron worker, Joe Ping’s, unquestioningly true testimonial: “I don’t have to worry about any crap no more. Reading the Want Ads is a thing of the past since I followed Dave Doolittle’s Real Resume Plan. Now I’m on the Gravy Train. I sit around the house all day watchin’ tube. An’ everybody thinks I’m doin’ my damnedest ta find a job. I tell ya. It’s great!”

This Fiction book is available in these Formats: eBook, Print

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Mervyn vs. Dennis by Niels Saunders

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Deep in debt, Mervyn Kirby gets a job he doesn’t want by pretending to be racist. His new boss Dennis Lane thinks he’s found a kindred spirit. When Mervyn confesses he’s not really racist, Dennis thinks it’s just part of the act. Day by day, to Mervyn’s horror, Dennis worms his way into Mervyn’s private life. Despite his fears, Mervyn is torn: his new job pays well but he despises Dennis and everything he stands for. How far will Mervyn go to free himself? How far will Dennis go to become friends? Will they settle their differences or end up killing each other? And why are so many shifty people carrying pineapples around town?

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Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book by The Team at Golfwell

ABSOLUTELYHILARIOUSADULTGOLF-1About Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book by The Team at Golfwell

FREE (Normally $6.99) Kindle Book Promotion beginning July 7, 2016 and ending July 11, 2016. Great gift for the golfer! Great reviews – 4 stars plus. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. Also has entertaining golf quotes from celebrities. Over 200 pages of spectacular jokes. No corny jokes here.

Actual reviews:

“The quotes are rare and not very well known about golf and people like, “I was a pitcher, and my dad played in college. The hardest day of my life was telling him I was going to quit focusing more on golf. But with golf, I felt like the game can’t be perfected, and that motivated me.” – Jordan Spieth.
Another interesting quote, “The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything, the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are with your job, the better you are with yourself.” -Bill Murray

‘I took it along on a plane from Chicago to L.A. and couldn’t help laughing out loud and shared some quotes and jokes with the guy next to me. Those around us joined in the laughter.’

“There’s a joke at the beginning of the book: “John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So John asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender says, ‘Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.’
John says, ‘Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.’
Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, ‘Wherez zat teeqeelah?’ He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches were all over his body.
‘Now’ he says ‘Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?’”

“I thought I heard every golf joke there was until I read this book, and I’m waiting for the next book to come out! It’s a lot of laughs and a lot of fun to read.”

“….Keep them coming.”

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