FREE (Normally $6.99) Kindle Book Promotion beginning July 7, 2016 and ending July 11, 2016. Great gift for the golfer! Great reviews – 4 stars plus. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. Also has entertaining golf quotes from celebrities. Over 200 pages of spectacular jokes. No corny jokes here.
“The quotes are rare and not very well known about golf and people like, “I was a pitcher, and my dad played in college. The hardest day of my life was telling him I was going to quit focusing more on golf. But with golf, I felt like the game can’t be perfected, and that motivated me.” – Jordan Spieth.
Another interesting quote, “The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything, the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are with your job, the better you are with yourself.” -Bill Murray
‘I took it along on a plane from Chicago to L.A. and couldn’t help laughing out loud and shared some quotes and jokes with the guy next to me. Those around us joined in the laughter.’
“There’s a joke at the beginning of the book: “John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So John asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender says, ‘Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.’
John says, ‘Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.’
Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, ‘Wherez zat teeqeelah?’ He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches were all over his body.
‘Now’ he says ‘Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?’”
“I thought I heard every golf joke there was until I read this book, and I’m waiting for the next book to come out! It’s a lot of laughs and a lot of fun to read.”
“….Keep them coming.”
In the words of Arthur Daley, “Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you take it seriously, it will break your heart.” We along with thousands of others who socially and for business play golf, believe taking golf too seriously may lead to disaster on the course as well as business relationships. So The Team at Golfwell looked around for golf jokes but couldn’t find any jokes like the kind we tell on the course. So, we created this REAL joke book (no corny stuff) to help you relax, have fun and build better business relationships.